May 2013
“I will kiss your scars as you heal, I will sit by your side and hold your hand....”
– Unknown (via dulcetdecember)
canadianslut:
ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller
johnentwlstle:
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
denounces:
I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH
profoak:
THIS JUST HAPPENED
mullingayr:
I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
rapewhistled:
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
amoying:
penguinize:
amoying:
penguinize:
16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO
THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS
stay in school kids…
me at school: when i get home i'm going to study so hard and get so much work done
me when i get home: oh hey tumblr!
nahlou:
there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
george0malley:
embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them
wifipasswords:
im not even sassy im just an asshole
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
thebatteur:
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
